The Cool Guy

He didn’t need anyone to tell him how fucking cool he is, he knew.

The Valkyries

The Valkyries came to help with the causalities. It was a great help as they had started to stink.

Rifle sling swivels for a guitar strap

I was trying to think of a way to do something other than regular guitar strap buttons when I remembered that they make all sorts of quick detach rifle sling swivels. This has the added benefit that when removed there is nothing sticking out of the body which is why I didn’t want to use regular buttons. They work really well, spin around 360 degrees, pop in and out really easily and are very secure. I cut the ends off a guitar strap and made a thing to hold the swivel, as shown in my sketchbook I was trying to figure out how to do that. But you could just pick from the great variety of rifle slings that are available too, most even come with the swivels so all you’d need are the stud anchors if you went that route. I wasn’t really going for a paramilitary look so I just stuck with a black nylon.

Boy Shaped Object

Ghost of girl harmed by man

what I looked like for 5 years working on Red and the Wolfe

She meant Business

truck boobs

heh heh, nice truck

We’re all part of the light & dark of humanity.

Prayer

A sad desperate inelegant prayer was forced through his lips

Business is his business and business is good.

Dame's Muffins

Stop & smell the Petunias Jimmy, smells like dame’s muffins I tell ya. Looks like em too.

Babie Face Masque

My friend Devon and I back in high school wearing a couple babie face masks I made. I’m on the right with an Opeth shirt I made

Frog

Catmen

Catmen, arch nemesis and sometimes lover of Batwomen

GIBLETS! CORN MEAL! ONIONS!

Bass

I made a bass from a kit because I wanted to make a specific body shape and thought it’d be the easiest way to go. It turned out great despite it being a real hassle getting it working. I had to extend the case I originally made for the Schecter by 1.5 inches, I did that by chopping it in half on the table saw and gluing in a spacer and reinforcement and it is just the perfect size!

Gundam Unit 100

Gundam unit 100: Defender of Gloryful Nation Nippon “Begone villains! Always do your best!”

Guitar Chop

I uh, chopped up my guitar. I removed all the finish from the back (which was damaged presumably from dropping) completely reprofiled it, slimmed down and made the horns pointy instead of dull safety horns, reprofiled the neck and made it thinner and more attractive, and I made a wedge to fill the body cavity and a block to convert the floyd rose tremelo bridge into a hardtail that can still be fully adjusted. Then I refinished it with Shellac to fill the grain and Lacquer on top. Oh and removed material from the bottom horn so access to the neck is easier sitting in classical position. It feels so much nicer than when I first got it I’m really happy with how it turned out, solved all the nit picks I had after I had been playing it for a while.

The Ghost and Dæmon

“¿What the hell am I supposto do with this? It’s just an anus & vulva!” The ghost was confused by the dæmon’s proposal.

Ascension

Tres Gracias

Funny Franch Mime Man

Laugh Bucket, funny Franch mime man, but he doesn’t care to do any jokes, he just smokes and tells people they’re fat.

Deer Wife

The Perfect Boy

A perfect boy stood before them. Tall, slender, ergonomically proportioned, smart as a whip and docile as the heifer it strokes. They lay their finest Bowler atop him, that he might be a gentlemen.

Beware Mark

Beware Mark for he has MAGNUM THOUGHTS. God had extended his cranium toward Heaven to facilitate the exchange of LIQUID KNOWLEDGE unadulterated from the ponds of God’s Grace and Patience.

The Proposal

“May I ask a small favor Mistress? Do not refuse me or I shall place one thousand curses upon you.”

Ghoul with Hamburger Sandwich

It was another lonely night at the International Ghoul House of Ghoul din-din. This is what ghoul’s prefer and this ghoul enjoyed her hamburger sandwich in peace.

The Girl and the Gun

Lady Friend

Bare Hugs

Voodoomen

Voodoo facemen, born with a face, and willing to use it

The MacDonald's Grimmace

The MacDonald's Grimmace, patron saint of Childhood Obesity and Diabetes

A Man Bearded in Organs

Organspus Intestipus Gutspus or a man bearded in organs.

Liquid Bones

lettin the smoke out

it felt good to lay back and let the smoke out

The Shadow Stroker

Full Throttle Keychain

The keychain I made for my nephew for his 18th birthday to add to his wad of keys. It’s based on the action selector skull from Full Throttle

Bee's wax for wooden purposes

Making a wood finish from bee’s wax and mineral spirits/turpentine is really easy and it works really well. This batch I did 1oz (by weight) bee’s wax and 25 millilitres volatile substance. Just melt the wax and mix together and pour into a container before it solidifies. I like finishes like this because they are simple and easy to repair, and the repair always blends with the old finish.

Self Portraite of Suffering at the Hand of God

Sea Snake

They found him underwatre, he was so happy to meet them

Barfwyrm 2: Revenge

Barfwyrm

Starbucks Signs

A while ago I volunteered to make some of the signs for the Starbucks I went to to draw; after overhearing the manager say she didn’t know what to put on them. It is a great strain to me to make something like this so it was an interesting challenge. I had to ask what to write, because I would have written something weird otherwise.

Bonemen Barfing

Barfmen barfing

Skelemen

The Man in the Darkness

Self portraite behind curtain