Saturday, June 29, 2019

Friday, June 28, 2019

The Skullmen suffers not such innuendo!

“Ah! My beloved Skullmen! When will you ask me to marry you?” His reply: “Never you slut!”

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Turkey Day Death Day

A turkey I made to celebrate the day in November when we in the United States annihilate all the turkeys and devour their breasts except for the one turkey the president of the United States pardons and from that one turkey the entire world repopulates with turkeys. The pilgrims, of whom I am a direct descendant, accepted this charge from the natives of this land along with maize

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Protect me from what I want

Please Sweet Child, let me save you from what you want

Monday, June 24, 2019

My hands

My hands when I was probably 5. As a gift to our parents we traced around our hands and decorated them then attached a little poem about our hands. I decorated mine with all the symbols I could think of

Saturday, June 22, 2019

Thursday, June 20, 2019

St Valentine

St Valentine didn’t look the way most anticipated. Also some bonus bathroom sign iconography.

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Jesus

Picture of Jesus from when I was a kid

Monday, June 17, 2019

Saturday, June 15, 2019

The Count

The Count desires a kiss, sweet darling. Would you deny your count a kiss?

Friday, June 14, 2019

Shoehorns

She presided over this climax of genitals with the dignity of a shoehorn.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Early Censorship

My response to my teachers censorship of violence when I was around seven. Two massively muscular men, one throwing a fireball directly through the abdomen of the other

Monstermen


Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Killer Robot

Here is a killer robot I drew when I was 7 years old. He has skinned and crucified one person to his chest, others are desperately trying to destroy him and his rocket jet hands. If I recall the boomboxes on his shoulders are meant to be missile batteries because I saw it in a picture of one of the mechs from mechwarrior

Friday, June 7, 2019

The path to hell is paved with self-believers

“You know the true way to hell? It’s believing in yourself.”

Thursday, June 6, 2019

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Monday, June 3, 2019

Saturday, June 1, 2019