The Laughist

The Skullmen suffers not such innuendo!

“Ah! My beloved Skullmen! When will you ask me to marry you?” His reply: “Never you slut!”

girl, and the censored instagram one

Turkey Day Death Day

A turkey I made to celebrate the day in November when we in the United States annihilate all the turkeys and devour their breasts except for the one turkey the president of the United States pardons and from that one turkey the entire world repopulates with turkeys. The pilgrims, of whom I am a direct descendant, accepted this charge from the natives of this land along with maize

Protect me from what I want

Please Sweet Child, let me save you from what you want

Matron Black

St Valentine

St Valentine didn’t look the way most anticipated. Also some bonus bathroom sign iconography.

Jesus

Picture of Jesus from when I was a kid

The She-girl

The Count

The Count desires a kiss, sweet darling. Would you deny your count a kiss?

Shoehorns

She presided over this climax of genitals with the dignity of a shoehorn.

Early Censorship

My response to my teachers censorship of violence when I was around seven. Two massively muscular men, one throwing a fireball directly through the abdomen of the other

Monstermen

Killer Robot

Here is a killer robot I drew when I was 7 years old. He has skinned and crucified one person to his chest, others are desperately trying to destroy him and his rocket jet hands. If I recall the boomboxes on his shoulders are meant to be missile batteries because I saw it in a picture of one of the mechs from mechwarrior

Eaglemen and the Tail of Salmon Devoured

The path to hell is paved with self-believers

“You know the true way to hell? It’s believing in yourself.”

She-Thing

Hands from 2010

Skull Girl

Patrick the Smeller