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New Spear, Broken Spear

 

I made a spear from an old saw blade for defense against... things. But I broke it trying it out :(

Rebecca's New Spider

 

Stero Amplifier

 

I made a stereo amp to test speaker enclosure designs. It uses two LM386 chips on a board I redesigned because the original used a whole stripboard and was incredibly inefficient. I got it as small as possible because I was just using scraps of board laying around, and I wanted one for each channel in one enclosure. The volume indicator represents how insane it gets when turning it all the way up.

The Great Awakening

 

Banana Stickers

 

I started collecting these banana stickers with my niece and just happened to have some frame chunks that were the right size to make this. She has to explain to me who all these freaks and weirdos are, and I, in turn, explain what bananas are.

Lazy Tutor

 

Human Tester

 

I made a human testing device. Just flip on the power, hold onto the probe and... ???

Skyscraper of the Plains

 

 What if you were in the middle of nowhere and happened upon a skyscraper in which unknowable business was conducted

Chimney of the Plains

 

What if you were in the middle of nowhere and happened upon a chimney burning something weird

Robot Sacrifices

 

The Robots didn’t know either, if all the sacrifices kept the sun in the sky, so they kept doing it, unwilling to risk the alternative.

Bacon Lord

 

Atari Buttons, Modern Controller

 

In the 80s my dad got sick of Atari 5200 controllers breaking so he decided to make controllers out of the highest quality arcade components he could find. He advertised but they didn’t really take off. Decades later he found out Atari collectors revered his Starcon controllers and quickly bought up all his left over stock and asked him to sign them. I grew up with all these parts kicking around and I recently dug out the last remaining pieces from a closet to make my own controller. As you can see these buttons came from an era when you weren't going to have more than a couple in an enclosure so they are ungainly and absurdly large. But I got a generic xbox controller board and crammed them as tightly as I could. I just made it to make it, but I’m surprised how much I like this controller. I just played through the entirety of Alisa, an old school tank-controls survival horror, and it was the most ease I’ve had playing a tank control game. I made a wrist rest and am just waiting for a sheet of plastic to arrive so I can finish the bottom panel.

Orc Business Lady

 

Attack! of the Killer Clams!

 

Black Metal Black Coffee

 

I forgot my headphones and had to listen to the in-store Starbucks music which almost made me explode. There is some mystery person that always sets the station to the Disney/Showtunes station. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.

White Ninja Fanart

 

Years and years ago I changed the end to a couple White Ninja comics and submitted them to their fanart page and they put them up!

Party Time

 

I found this stand thing on the side of the road and didn’t like that you could see the cheap MDF under the top shelf so I made a cover for it from a sheet of plastic. Then since I was doing that I added every colour of LED I had because I wanted to party all the time.

Bird Girl

 

Mick had to whip this guy into shape

 

Frog Girl from Anime

 

My niece informs me Frog girl is from some Anime Academia

Alternative Cars

 

I was reflecting on how whenever I try to draw a car I’m overwhelmed with intense disinterest so I tried to think of cars that would be interesting

Guy

 

Gutsman

 

Devilboy

 

Jim The Office

 

Jim learns the ramifications of concording a Dark Wizard’s stapler in Jello.

For they were Legion

 

Girl with Mouse

 

A second BONUS advertisement

 

A second BONUS advertisement for The Equine Comedy available wherever Amazon Amazon Kindle Amazon

Drawing of a Painting

 

I did this same illustration on a pedal enclosure in watercolours but after contracting The Disease I wiped it off and just splattered red paint on it. I was upset I got sick and it felt more comfortable than trying to capture something beautiful and innocent.

God City Instruments HM-1

 

This is a God City Instruments HM-1 which is an imagining of what a BOSS Distortion-1 mixed with a HeavyMetal-2 would produce. And it is awesome, it goes into the sound of both pedals and has its own sound mixing the two. Also I’m apparently starting a catgirl theme.

Dogs of Heaven

 

This started out as me trying to remember some duplicate and mirror exercise and it quickly went off the rails

Hand Sniffs

 

The Equine Comedy is RELEASED!

 

The Equine Comedy is Available Immediately on Amazon KINDLE an Amazon Products Amazon Subsidiary! It has actually been up since Saturday but I wanted to look at it on someone’s phone and then I changed the cover and had to wait for it to update. It covers my work from 2010 to now with descriptions and little stories about the which and why I did anything I did, why I wanted to write Red, The God Labs, etcetera. Plus just the very autobiographical nature of my work itself, seeing it progress and change over the years, seeing the change in me. I appreciate anyone checking it out. I also lowered the price of Red to $4.99 USD and updated my blog banner to link to both books.

New Banner

 

The Boys

 

The Equine Comedy Submitted

 

Okay Submitted, Red got turned around once for a problem with the guided view so we’ll see how this goes.

The Equine Comedy Preview 06

 

Finished the guided view, trying to make the text readable on a phone and also limit the number of times you’d have to flip it 90 degrees.

The Equine Comedy First Draft Finished

 

Finished the first draft of The Equine Comedy, it’s 80 something pages and is just under 300 megs so I’m hopeful I won’t have to reduce the resolution or add any compression. Hopefully it will look alright on phones and such, I’ll be doing the guided view next, then we’ll see if they have any objections when I submit it to kindle.

The Equine Comedy Preview 04

 

Nefertiti Delux

 

Nefertiti Delux, a Black Arts Toneworks Pharaoh Supreme. This was sitting on my bench for weeks as I repainted the enclosure 3 times. It was originally going to be themed after Isabella Rossellini’s character in Death Becomes Her but I didn’t like the way it turned out two times and settled on this.

The Equine Comedy preview 03

 

Transition in 2016 from the end of Red to the start of The God Labs

The Equine Comedy preview 02

 

Page from The Equine Comedy featuring the 2014 origins of what would become the brothers Romulus and Remus in The God Labs

The Equine Comedy preview 01

 

I dumped all the images of my work I thought I might use in The Equine Comedy into one folder. Currently it is over 800 images, spanning 2010 to 2020. I’m laying out 8-9 images a page then planning to use the kindle guided view thing so you can go image by image or page by page. It has to be under 300megs so I was shooting for 100 pages or so, including introductions and descriptions and stuff.

Prospective Equine Comedy Cover

 

Starting the Equine Comedy

 

It occurred to me that I could do The Equine Comedy, a name my friend suggested if I ever published a book of my work in general. So I started working on that, it’ll probably cover about 12 years. I just finished the section on 2010, the end of school and going on to making art in the wild. I’m writing some synopses and introductions and thoughts and reflections and such, a retrospective but also publishing a lot of stuff for the first time. It felt like time to do it, just to make some kind of record of what I’ve been doing all this time.

Baby Head Doll

 

Going through a lot of my old work, found a sculpture I made in 2010.

Brane Lord

 

Steps Pandemonium

 

I was thinking about the soul gate from DooM II and wondered what it would look like if all the faces were happy instead of upset.

Some statue of some lady fixing to bathe